Friday, March 25, 2011

Regular Fun

The ladies' toilets in Tennants Bar on Byres Road in Glasgow.

Monday Night. Approximately 9pm.

I enter, have a piddle and wash my hands. As I dry them my eyes land on the Machine. It's the same kind of machine you find in ladies' toilets, in pubs, up and down the country (presumably similar ones exist in the gents).

This one has two options. They are labelled "Fun" and "Regular."

Beneath the label "Fun" is another label advertising Durex Pleasure Max.

Beneath "Regular? "...Tampax Regular.

No. Really.

I shall try to get photographic evidence, but exams mean it may be a while before I enter a pub again.

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