Tuesday, October 23, 2007

I lied

I'm sorry, but I did. I didn't think I was lying, but it turns out that I was.

I guess the odds of me updating this blog regularly are not so great, simply because usually when I have something interesting to say, I say it to the next person I encounter (providing I know them of course, some of my interesting thoughts should not be shared with random strangers) and get it out of my system.

On the occasions when this doesn't work, I can rarely be bothered to go online, log in, and write it all down.

Should I manage to get online, with the intention of writing it all down, I tend to get distracted by checking my email, then my other email, then facebook, then bash.org, then "ohhh, look what the featured wikipedia article is" then random browsing because by that point I've forgotton why I turned on my laptop. I struggle to complete online assignments for the same reasons.

If procrastination was an olympic sport, I wouldn't even show up.

Friday, August 10, 2007


I've been on holiday in Mallorca with my family. It was alright, but two weeks is a long time to spend with people you're related to.

I got stung by a jellyfish, I think it was dying, as I stood on it and the sting only hurt for a while. I've been stung by them before, and it always used to hurt a lot and leave a mark. Either way, that was the most interesting thing that happened in the entire two weeks. It happened on the second day.

I wish I were a jellyfish.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Free laptop?

I just don't get it.

I swatted the fly.
I hit all the targets.
I found all the eggs.
I caught the baseball.
I shot the politician.
I headbutted the footballers.

I still don't have my free laptop.

Wonder who believes those things work?

(Humour stolen largely from a conversation with my friends).