Why I need a job:
1. Money.
2. Experience.
3. Structure to my day.
Jobs I'd like to do:
1. Hotel reviewer in exotic city.
2. Shoe model.
3. Jet plane pilot.
Why I'll never get them:
1. There's no call for them in the current economic market.
2. I'd be scared of foot fetishists.
3. When things fly at me at high speed I shriek and throw my arms up to protect my face.
What I'll do instead:
1. Sleep in.
2. Waste time online.
3. Keep being a student for a couple of years, then get a real job.
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I'm Becky. People tend to either think I'm humourous or monsterous depending on their own sense of humour - I could be either, or both, it's hard for me to say really. I rant a lot, and wonder a lot, but if I'm honest what I do most is procrastinate - I combine the three here occasionally.
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