Monday, April 25, 2011

Branded Sportswear

I just got an email from Amazon, who apparently think I should be spending more money. I guess they'd know. Here's a few of the things they think I should be buying:

My first thoughts are "meh, not really my thing..." Then I look closer and I notice something. Let me show you.

Yeah, that says "Branded Sportswear." Yeah, it's a mini-dress. Now, well done to Amazon for working out that I'm a lady*, and giving me a picture of a dress Really though, I just don't think I can run in that. Maybe I could ice-skate?

It's sure as hell a lot glitzier than anything I've ever played tennis in...

*Or maybe not, what with the advert for "men's shavers clippers and more." :-/